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Welcome to the Five Things Challenge Blog! This is a common device used for little bits of writing, to give alternative looks at certain prompts. I'll post a prompt and you are encouraged to write on it. Be aware, the content of this blog is NOT censored and RP, Fanfic, and NC-17 wiriting may be a part of some of the entries, even encouraged! So, if you find such writings offensive, I suggest you move on, and leave us to our harmless fun. Flaming me or complaining will do you no good.
Resolutions by jackspiratepirncess:
ReplyDeleteFive Resolutions to Make With a JD Calendar
To meet Johnny would be all of them. But to break it down-
1. To behave myself when meeting him, and not do anything that would get me in trouble with Jerry or get me arrested.
2. To not squeeze the breath out of him like a boa constrictor when hugging him.
3. To settle for a chaste peck on the cheek when kissing him rather than ramming my tongue down his throat like I would want to do.
4. To remember my own name if asked instead of replying with "I'm yours".
5. When asking him to sign a body part to get tatooed later make sure that it's a body part that doesn't require clothing removal. Or maybe it should.
6. And an extra one-To keep my eyes focused above his waist.
Five More Resolutions
(Which will all be broken within the first week)
1. To not spend more than five minutes a day in the CST.
2. To not use Johnny Depp and the following words in the same sentence: well hung, well endowed, big gun, awesome appendage, huge-ish.
3. While in the produce section of the grocery store to not compare the size of the produce to JD. "Do you hav any foot long bananas?"
4. When seeing a new pic of Johnny to not automatically check if it is a CST worthy pic.
5. To stop humming "Hurts So Good" when looking in the CST.
6. And an extra one-To find more wholesome bedtime reading material than selections from The Alley, so that maybe I can actually get some sleep.