Saturday, December 13, 2008

How Five Johnny Depp Characters Spent Their Christmas

Welcome to the new challenge blog! The idea here is that I will give a prompt and you have to follow and on the title. They can be in any form you want, poem or prose, you can make them NC-17, you can make them long or short. The idea is to give you a topic, title, theme, whatever! This is another great exercise for getting the writing flowing if you are stuck, and the ideas here can go into full blown stories!

Good luck to everyone wishing to write!

How Five Johnny Depp Characters Spent Their Christmas

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  1. This is an entry by jackspirateprincess:

    What Five Characters Did For Christmas
    (Some sweet and others only suitable for The Alley)

    Edward-Every Christmas Eve Edward carves a big block of ice in his castle garden, causing it to snow on the town below for the only time during the year.

    Sam-Entertains the kiddies waiting in line to see Santa at the local mall with magic tricks and and slapstick stunts, which goes fine until he starts doing scenes from old (bad) horror movies and scares the kiddies. Then, security escorts him out of the mall and orders him never to return.

    Mort-Given his bumper corn crop he deccides to make and sell Christmas ornaments from dried corn husks. But the stores in town still refus to do business with him, claiming that it makes the customers uncomfortable when he comes in. So he starts his own on-line business to sell his ornaments, named Morty's Husky Angels.

    Sands-Believing in the tradition of kissing anything under the misletoe, he pins a sprig of misletoe to his belt buckle and goes in search of a willing senorita or Deppo girl.

    Capt. Jack-Following a Christmas Even revelry of touring all the watering holes in Tortuga he tries to entice Scarlett and Giselle into a threesome for his Christmas present. But they are still mad at him for not taking them on a cruise on the Black Pearl, so the slap him in unison and go off to better pursuits. Jack is left to try to find some willing Deppo girls that will be more than happy to accomodate his Christmas fantasies of a threesome.

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